North Stamford Chimp Attack

The car always breaks down after you buy something for yourself that you don't need.

Maybe.

Maybe Not, Maybe So, Maybe Yes, Maybe No.

Happy New Year.

Whenever I pull out the Ratchet, Everybody seems like they wanna inspect my gadget.

Micxey Moxse

Disappointments.

The Iditarod is not a movie about Ron Jeremy

There are no whores on Hoarders

and...

There are no runaways on Project Runway.

Dinosaur Boy

The boy is a dinosaur about three to four hours every day. I am working hard to tame him and make him more human.

realization .

Do you know how hard it is to try to be r.crumb?

I have settled on hoping to be a little bit more artistic than Jim Davis.

It's much easier on my constitution.